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Posted on 31st Jul at 11:45 PM, with 43,969 notes

gayindustrialcomplex:

reblog if you are sorry ms. jackson and also are for real

Posted on 30th Jul at 12:33 AM, with 67,482 notes

supamuthafuckinvillain:

This makes me extremely content.

Posted on 30th Jul at 12:26 AM, with 86,020 notes

kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

Posted on 29th Jul at 2:03 AM, with 175,882 notes

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mystic-bullshitt:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean

*they’re

congratulations! you are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank u for hefting turds down the mountainside so that we, the proles, may feast on your bounteous craps

Posted on 28th Jul at 2:25 AM, with 34,327 notes

If you’re ever worried that you fucked up real bad, just remember that there are over 2,500 reported cases of vacuum cleaner-induced genital trauma in the United States each year. 

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