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Posted on 31st Jul at 11:45 PM, with 43,969 notes


reblog if you are sorry ms. jackson and also are for real

Posted on 30th Jul at 12:33 AM, with 67,482 notes


This makes me extremely content.

Posted on 30th Jul at 12:26 AM, with 86,020 notes


pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

Posted on 29th Jul at 2:03 AM, with 175,882 notes




people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean


congratulations! you are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank u for hefting turds down the mountainside so that we, the proles, may feast on your bounteous craps

Posted on 28th Jul at 2:25 AM, with 34,327 notes

If you’re ever worried that you fucked up real bad, just remember that there are over 2,500 reported cases of vacuum cleaner-induced genital trauma in the United States each year. 

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